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vandegrift high school 

The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.
Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!

vandergrift 

a shit hole were blacks and whites think is the ghetto
my neighbor thinks hes black cause he lives in vandergrift
vandergrift by ashketchum1 January 15, 2009

Vandegrift Girls

Vandegrift High school is the only school in the world with girls so mid that the guys became gay and the girls started becoming lesbian because they know if they want some dick, its gonna have to be plastic.
Vandegrift girls, the only thing whiter then kim kardashians bleached ass hole. - Kanye 2022
Whats in common with Vandegrift Girls and sea turtles? They both choke on plastic.

Vandegrift Boys

Vandegrift High School has the only boys on planet earth who’s dicks are long than a Vandegrift saxophone. The girls pussies are so big you can see right through it. In other words a literal sex fest
Vandegrift boys: dang girl looks like you got a huge pussy can. I see it in the bathroom?
Vandegrift girls Girl: hell yeah sex all the way

ash vandergrift

Some kid who likes movies and smells really bad he is most likely to become a attorney
That kid must be a ash vandergrift
ash vandergrift by Brruuhhhhh January 10, 2017

Vandergraff generator 

Rubbing your cock up and down along your buddy’s back while he’s sleeping
No need my vandergraff generator is at home for when I wake up
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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