The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.

Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!

vandegrift high school by Analclapper May 16, 2020

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Vandegrift Girls

Vandegrift High school is the only school in the world with girls so mid that the guys became gay and the girls started becoming lesbian because they know if they want some dick, its gonna have to be plastic.
Vandegrift girls, the only thing whiter then kim kardashians bleached ass hole. - Kanye 2022

Whats in common with Vandegrift Girls and sea turtles? They both choke on plastic.

Vandegrift Girls by JoeBiden’sleftnut March 8, 2022

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Vandegrift Boys

Vandegrift High School has the only boys on planet earth who’s dicks are long than a Vandegrift saxophone. The girls pussies are so big you can see right through it. In other words a literal sex fest

Vandegrift boys: dang girl looks like you got a huge pussy can. I see it in the bathroom?
Vandegrift girls Girl: hell yeah sex all the way

Vandegrift Boys by Your mom.dot.com April 5, 2022

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Vandergriff

To suck the feces off of a strap-on sex toy/device

Steve totally sucked that shit off that dildo , he vandergriffed that shit

Vandergriff by sidneybuchman October 5, 2013

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