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Trumpteezer 

def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA
Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.
Trumpteezer by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

Trumpterrupting 

1. The way Trump interrupts other people in a conversation.
2. When one of Trumps supporters interrupt another person to win a political argument.
3. Interrupting in any fashion that Donald J. Trump may interrupt.
Trumpterrumts-trumpterrupted-trumpterrupt
(Feminist) Did you hear what sexist thing Don-(Person trumpterrupting) Wrong

trumptator 

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.
Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
trumptator by Chas501 February 16, 2017

Trumptology 

A cult like scientology only instead of worshipping Lord Xenu, they worship Donald Trump as a god. Like Scientology, Trumptology also shares the insanity of power, fear mongering, and suicidal idealisation.
The Russian hackers aided the rise of the Trumptology cult by helping rig the elections. The world is in grave danger.
Trumptology by superbipolar420 December 17, 2016
Any time you are hoodwinked, bamboozeled or ripped off you have also been trumpt.
That mega corporation just trumpt my uncle out of his pension!
trumpt by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

trumptardism

Trumptardism: Upholding, supporting and practicing the beliefs of Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America. At the core of the Trump ideology resides an inadequate understanding of American politics, an absence of logic and reason, an inability to function in an acceptable social manner, an inability to make intelligent decisions, an inability to display prudent discretion, incoherent or unintelligent speech patterns, closeted racism, pathological lying, criminal conspiracy, philandering, treason and multiple cognitive disabilities. As such, Individuals practicing Trumptardism generally display implausible ignorance when confronted with logic and reason while sharing many of the above stated traits.

Through logical consideration, if a Trumptard believes that Donald J. Trump is a great president and they blindly support every decision he makes, then it’s plausible to accept that they can be duped into believing and supporting just about anything whether it makes sense or not. At it’s root, this is the definition of Trumptardism.
Stephen: Robert Mueller recently provided documentation that Donald Trump was laundering money through his “Fixer” Michael Cohen with the help of a Russian Oligarch and also according to Attorney Michael Avenatti, the “hush money” payment to Stormy Daniels came from Trump’s campaign funds.

Sean: Trump says that’s fake news and I believe him. There’s no collusion, Cohen paid that money without Trump’s consent, Stormy Daniels is a liar. Congress should stop the investigation and Mueller should be sent to jail for treason. All snowflakes and Libtards should die or go back to Africa and crooked Hillary can go to hell. Trump won the election, get over it. MAGA. Trump 2020.

Stephen: Now that's an impressive display of Trumptardism!
trumptardism by afj21 June 6, 2018