19 definitions by Chas501

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.

That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.

by Chas501 January 22, 2017

hookah fart

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.

Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.

by Chas501 February 1, 2017

eating disorder cute

A girl who is especially attractive partly because she is thin.

Did you see that girl at the burger joint?

You mean the one that's eating disorder cute?

by Chas501 February 1, 2017

trumping down

When you double down on a ridiculous premise.

Donald was Trumping down when he said. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."

by Chas501 December 5, 2016

diplodramatic

The introduction of drama into diplomacy, whether it be for promoting a specific agenda, political shaming with made up rhetoric, or just stoking ones own ego.

Did you see how Trump went after Jeff Flake with all those diplodramatic tweets.

by Chas501 March 11, 2018

donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.

What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.

by Chas501 December 4, 2017