Titydick 

A dick that doesn't stay hard during sex

I hate when a guy has a titydick

Titydick by Elmo8772867 October 22, 2009

tinydickus 

A tinydickus is a microscopic dick.

GIRL 1: WOw is that Patrik I heard that he had a tinydickus.
GIRL 2: Really well that must be true if you say so.

tinydickus by anonymous January 25, 2022

tittydick 

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.

Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.

tittydick by poopisscunt May 11, 2011

Tittydicking 

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

Tittydicking by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010

tittydickslap 

when a tranny slaps with her titties and then proceeds to slap with his/herdick

"that tranny tittydickslapped me when i pulled her pubs"

tittydickslap by rriot May 18, 2007

Tittdickculous 

When ones actions/word become so idiotic or beyond the point of comprehension they go past ridiculous and even redonkulous. They become tittdickculous

person 1: how much did gas go up

Person 2: 20 cents

Persons 1: that's tittdickculous

Tittdickculous by dingytrashbag June 5, 2015

Titdick 

A titdick is a guy with a dick that resembles a tit more than a dick.

1:So...would you say this looks like a dick...or a tit?

2:A...tit.

1:That's 3 for Tit...and 2 for Dick. Great...I have a Titdick.

Titdick by coheed117 September 7, 2007