Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

Tittydicking by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010

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tittyfucking

the act of placing a penis in between two "titties" and making a humping motion.

the last time I saw a set of breasts that nice I had to tittyfuck them

tittyfucking by tittyfuckers February 18, 2003

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jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

jesus tittyfucking christ by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007

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Tijuana Tittylickin'

A sexual act originating from Tijuana's notorious Red Light District wherein a man lightly salts a woman's breasts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of Jose Cuervo Azul Agave Tequila with the shot in the belly button and the lime in the mouth of the woman.

Guy 1: I have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? I don't remember.

Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!

Tijuana Tittylickin' by TricepLincoln December 7, 2009