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Testacular
a word a man may use to describe something both truly spectacular and manly; the word is a combination of spectacular and testicles.
Testacular by RJ McFadden October 2, 2006
Related Words
TesMac • Teslacle • testacular • Testache • teamACE • Tecmacious • Temacity • Termacious • teslacide • Teslacize
Tesmas Eve
/ˈtesməs ēv/
noun
1. sporadically occurring periods of time throughout the year which are significant only in the minds of Tesla owners, and are set in motion when she/he has scheduled their car’s overnight software update and continuing on until that person goes to bed
2. the rush of happy feelings a Tesla owner gets which most often includes a ‘skip of a heart-beat’ type of excitement, curiosity and anticipation experienced upon first receiving notification a scheduled software update has become available for download
noun
1. sporadically occurring periods of time throughout the year which are significant only in the minds of Tesla owners, and are set in motion when she/he has scheduled their car’s overnight software update and continuing on until that person goes to bed
2. the rush of happy feelings a Tesla owner gets which most often includes a ‘skip of a heart-beat’ type of excitement, curiosity and anticipation experienced upon first receiving notification a scheduled software update has become available for download
Todd’s heart skipped a beat as he read the much anticipated “new software update available” notification sent to his Tesla phone app, hoping this would turn out to be the Tesmas Eve that Full Self Drive mode was installed.
Upon hearing the exciting news, Cassie posted to her Tesla Divas FB group, "I just got bowled over by that 'Tesmas Eve' kinda feeling... received word that we are set to close escrow on our new home tomorrow!”
Upon hearing the exciting news, Cassie posted to her Tesla Divas FB group, "I just got bowled over by that 'Tesmas Eve' kinda feeling... received word that we are set to close escrow on our new home tomorrow!”
Tesmas Eve by FrunkieJunkie May 4, 2019
Tesmara
'Tesmara is so cool.'
Teslacize
1. An exercise routine invented by Nikolai Tesla
2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.
2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.
testaclees
An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm
testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008
Testacuzzi
When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and forces her to gargle his semen, at this point the man dunks his balls into the woman's mouth thus creating a jacuzzi for his testicles.
Thom: "How's that new girlfriend of yours?"
Greg: "Great man, she even let me relax my balls in a nice Testacuzzi"
Greg: "Great man, she even let me relax my balls in a nice Testacuzzi"
Testacuzzi by CaptinStabber August 1, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"