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An amazing person that is good at everything and anything. (Usually close to perfection and full of energy or hyper)
Haha, that tess is amazing.
by brbtertnt November 23, 2007
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the coolest living person on the planet.
wow she is so bacon
"i love tess, shes so sick"
by tess.. duh September 17, 2008
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an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. she always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her, but she got through it. the best person in the world.
dude 1: damn she's amazing.
dude 2: i think you've got yourself a tess, bro. lucky.
by the DARKSiDE May 20, 2012
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Tess is the girl next door. She's fun, quirky and so loveable. She's the girl you'd take home to your parents. She's the girl all the guys wish their girlfriends were. Tess is a goddess with long blonde curly hair, a great rack and the perfect body to match. Tess is like sunshine, she brightens up your day as soon as you see her. Tess has a hidden talent in her singing voice and instrument playing abilities. She has the potential to be famous but she would rather be having a laugh with her friends. Tess is one of the funniest people you will ever come across, she always knows how to have a good time and is usually the life of the party. Tess has big hopes and dreams to marry her prince charming and live either in the country or on the beach. All in all Tess is a beauty and boys if you find her, hold onto her.
"Wow, Tess brightens up my day every time she walks into the room"
by james fordordordord September 29, 2011
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Tess is the sweetest person ever! She is nice, sweet, but shy when you first meet her. She is quiet, but talks a lot. She is really oblivious to almost everything going on around her. Otherwise, she is almost perfect besides that! She plays so many sports, she is so pretty, and so sweet. You have to love Tess.
Me: hey, look there is a huge plane flying by!
Friend: Where?
Me: Are you serious? Like right above you!
Friend: Oh, I see it.
Me: Man, you just pulled a Tess.
Friend: Haha, yep, i totally did.
by Andrew McAth November 27, 2011
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The perfect girl, the one who everyone wants to be with. The girl who not many notice, but the ones that do have a friend for a lifetime. Shes a beautiful, smart and funny girl. You could call her a triple threat. Be careful not to get on her bad side though because it is hard to get off. But, if you have the heart to do so you can get things right with her. She might reject the ones who love her the most and they can just hope she will find the true meaning. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Be glad if you have a Tess and never let her go she means a lot to you even if you don't know it.
Guy 1: Bro i have a TESS
Guy 2: Omg a Tess (lucky)
by Isaiah Izzy H March 13, 2013
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The coolest person E.V.E.R. Tesses are random and hyper and good at everything. They can walk the walk and talk the talk. Everyone wants to know Tess and be her friend. Shes really funny. She is actually pretty smart but comes across as being dumb becuase shes a little ditzy. She has poor common sense but good morals. She makes no sense sometimes. She can be a little forgetful but can make it up in bed. Shes incredible in bed and knows how to satisfy. Shes not a slut but isnt afraid to give you what you want.
Guy: "OMG did you see that girl run out into the middle of the street to pick up a pennt?"
other guy: "Yeah she was such a Tess"
Guy: "That was so awesome. I want to bang her"
other guy: "OMG me too...again!!!"
by Awesome turtle May 02, 2011
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