TLAPD 

This is the international Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Every 19th September it is de rigeur to TLAP.

similar to Star Wars day on May 4th but without the wookies.

Remember Sunday is TLAPD

TLAPD by jedge99 October 26, 2010

trapdoor sandwich 

A sandwich so jam packed that when you take a bite everything falls out of the bottom through a massive hole that spontaneously opens up.

Dude, I made this sweet turkey club, but when i took a bite it turned out to be a trapdoor sandwich.

trapdoor sandwich by Chris_Wright March 5, 2009

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004

tapdizzle 

sperm or ejaculate of any sort

When Johnny checked into his hotel room he noticed there was tapdizzle on the bed

tapdizzle by Lynnze January 6, 2008

TLAD 

The Lost and The Damned: Kick-ass expansion for Grand Theft Auto IV. Costs 1600 MS points which is a real kick in the nads if you're buying online because you have to buy 500 extra points. Still, this expansion has a pretty good story, awesome new weapons (Auto-shotgun ftw), cool new bikes and other vehicles, and new activities such as Air Hockey, Arm Wrestling, and Cards.

You should go out and get TLAD!

TLAD by TYLERBARKERRRRRR February 22, 2009

Tapdancer 

A black person who does everything to appease to white people, doesn’t want to be black, lets nonblack people say nigga/nigger, is also anti black even though they are black

Fuck him he’s a tapdancer

Tapdancer by JayTheRapper September 28, 2018

Trapdance 

A lap dance from what you suspect to be a pre-op transexual.

Indicators of a trapdance might include failure to remove undergarments, obviously fake breasts, excessive hair, deep voice, or manhands.

Person 1:

"Hey man I think I just got a trapdance. She was grinding on me, but I saw her biceps bulging with delight under her thick arm hair. Then she went to whisper in my ear, and our adam's apples bumped."

Person 2: "My condolences."

Trapdance by David D. Davidson II March 20, 2009