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Splatterwag

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.
Splatterwag by CW_5000 December 31, 2009
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Splatterass 

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.
Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..
Splatterass by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

SplatterPacks 

When one shits soft stool into their underwear; only to sit down and it squirts out the sides of the leg holes making a "squish" noise.
Brian: What was that sound?

Nate: I just had splatterpacks on deck.
SplatterPacks by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

Splattercakes 

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

splattering troy 

When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.
My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.
splattering troy by b'out son January 26, 2010

Splatterbate 

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time
Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.
Splatterbate by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

splatterback 

The unintentional remnants left on a toilet seat or toilet bowl after a particularly violent or bulky bowel movement.
Bert: "Better flush the toilet again Chuck; there's some splatterback."

Chuck: "I knew we shouldn't have gone to that taco stand."
splatterback by B December 6, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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