splattercast 

Blood All over the place,
Death All over the place,
Also Known As GORE

omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!

splattercast by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004

Splatterass 

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.

Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..

Splatterass by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

Splattercakes 

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)

Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

Splattercakes by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009

Splatterbate 

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

Splatterbate by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

splatterblast 

To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits

Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"

splatterblast by thejammonster October 1, 2008

Splatterchatting 

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

Splatterchatting by JDA2910 August 14, 2022

Splatterfest 

When one empties his/hers liquified bowels and it sprays all over the inner bowl and the upper rim of the toilet.

I had to use the bathroom, but I chose not to when I saw the person before left a splatterfest.

Splatterfest by MeNthisGuy August 31, 2011