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socks sex 

When a male and female wear only a pair of socks during sexual intercourse
Chad has erectile dysfunction but for some reason when his girl Keristan walks around the house naked with only her socks on he get's a boner so they have socks sex at night to keep him pleased!
socks sex by JDawg 316 April 13, 2016
Related Words

Toddlers Socks 

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids
She had tits like a toddlers socks

grippy socks 

grippy socks is kind of a code word for mental health facility because when your in one they give you grippy socks instead of shoes
person A: it wasnt bad when i had grippy socks
person B: yea i played a lot of uno
grippy socks by nqlqni January 19, 2021

Awks socks 

a saying to throw out there into yo convo when things get awkward.
Jackattack: Party at your house on the weekend?

Sandman: Yeah sure...but I won't be there.

Jackattack: Awks socks.
Awks socks by sandysandmansanford November 7, 2011

Suck my socks 

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.
β€œHe can suck my socks.”

Socks on 

You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.
Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that
Socks on by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018