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the #1 cause of suicide in the United States
Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
by manc od May 18, 2006
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 01, 2004
When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.
His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.
by cuz fuck you thats why February 02, 2015
A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.
"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013
When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.
Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.
by Gollum May 19, 2006
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