Smartfone 

The act of performing the wristwatch and the brain at the same time

Horace totaly smartfoned me yesterday

Smartfone by Super sacey mangos July 3, 2009

Smartphone-Zombie 

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.

Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.

Smartphone-Zombie by Not a smartphone-zombie July 30, 2012

Smartphone Waterfall 

When one person in a group checks their smartphone and incites a domino effect of everybody else checking their own phones, thus ending all live discussion.

Andy caused a smartphone waterfall when he checked his email, so nobody noticed the 8 foot juggling clown that danced through the room while balancing on a beach ball.

Smartphone Waterfall by WillyPom April 1, 2015

smartphone party 

When a bunch of people get together to party but eventually end up staring at their smartphones.

Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!

smartphone party by vaultimor March 21, 2017

Smartfounded 

A person actively pretending to know what they or somebody else is talking about when in reality they have no idea what the fuck is going on, Therefore, fooling the general population into believing that they are smart when in actuality they are a dumbass.

People who are smartfounded also like to make things up that sound hi-tech and that they could be true in order to make others believe that they are smart, however, theese facts are completely wrong and no one should ever believe them

People should avoid theese types of people seing as after extensive scientific research and studies it has been been proven that spending time within the vacinity of theese people for extended periods of time can cause a decrease in IQ, as well as explosive diahreah, anal seepage, inflimation of the left nostril, and lung cancer. No known cure or cause has been found however, some believe it may be genetic.

Person 1: do you know how to do this chem shit?
Person 2: Somewhat
Person 1: hmmm ill ask Dan he seems to know whats going on
Person 2: no dont do that he's just smartfounded everything he says is completely wrong, plus, hes a douche bag

Smartfounded by Ohmagorsh June 4, 2009

Smartphone Shuffle 

The act of walking slowly or "shuffling" because you're too preoccupied with tasks being done on your smartphone such as browsing the internet, texting, etc.

The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.

Stop doing the Smartphone Shuffle! You're blocking the sidewalk.

Smartphone Shuffle by Ronnie J January 8, 2011

Smartphone Drone 

People who constantly sulk around with their Phones's in their face 24/7 txting, tweeting, or facebooking their menial lives. Usually bumping into things or other drones or stepping/tripping off curbs without looking. When their battery dies, they put a look on their face like someone just killed their christmas puppy.

Did u hit the button to cross the street?

ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that

Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going

Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....

Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.

Smartphone Drone by TONY70795492 July 26, 2011