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Shoucher 

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher
Shoucher by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Slotcher 

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey
You're a real Slotcher dude
Slotcher by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021

Bog-Sloucher 

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.
Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.
Bog-Sloucher by moolegend March 13, 2011
A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.
My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!
Slouche by KiefSand September 28, 2011
to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs
After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."
slouched by MSisdope5 August 20, 2010
when something is lame or doesn't go the way you want it to, always used in a negative tone.
adwight "dude, i got bad news!"
andrea "what happened, bro?"
adwight "my party got cancelled!"
andrea "woooow....slouchy!"

nick "how'd you do on the test?"
alex "i totally failed!!!"
nick "daaaang....slouchy..."
alex "i know!"
slouchy by captainvivo December 20, 2009