Shaterbating 

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

Shaterbating by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

shaterbating 

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

shaterbating by reddonkey November 22, 2009

Saturbating 

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).

Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...

Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009

Scatterbating 

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

Scatterbating by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

showerbating 

Masturbating in the shower.

I got caught showerbating yesterday by my mom.

showerbating by Kevin_for_real July 3, 2006

Shiturbating 

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

Shiturbating by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

shitterbating 

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

shitterbating by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010