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Scatterbating 

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.
I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.
Scatterbating by Cats Polino December 19, 2013
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Shaterbating 

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.
Are you really shaterbating in there?
Shaterbating by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

shaterbating 

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.
Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.
shaterbating by reddonkey November 22, 2009

shitterbating 

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .
shitterbating by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

Scroterbating 

To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:

1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).

5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
Man my boyfriend was scroterbating while I was sleeping last night, he got yogurt all over me!
Scroterbating by Brewha December 29, 2010
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