Puddin'd

Any of the following.
a) Being screwed over by the one you love.
b) Being screwed over by a good buddy.
c) Your loved one screwing your good buddy.
d) Your good buddy screwing your loved one.
f) Being totally fucked over completely.

"Johnny was upset when he found out he had been Puddin'd by his best friend"

Puddin'd by cheatin June 12, 2012

Portland puddin dip 

When you dip your penis into dark chocolate pudding, cover it with coconut clusters, and dip it into your womans anus, who then puts it in her mouth and samples your masterpiece.

I was going to give her a jelly donut, but decided to go give her the portland puddin dip because we had some leftover pudding and coconut clusters.

Portland puddin dip by ross clitte February 20, 2009

you'd laugh to see a pudding run 

Phrase to indicate that a person is incredibly easily amused. Often used in the presence of children, the effect being they laugh more. However has also been proved effective on adults even if they've already heard it. Originates from a strange British family whose other phrases include as dry as a nun's gusset.

Mother: (makes appropriate amusing face)
Child: (laughs uncontrollably)
Mother: You'd laugh to see a pudding run!
Child: (more raucous laughter)

you'd laugh to see a pudding run by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

dick puddin 

Cum on the dick

I fucked that girl last night and when I pulled out I had dick puddin.

dick puddin by anonymous_21 May 12, 2015

Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.

My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch

Sticky date puddin by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

dutty puddin 

"scaanful dog eat dutty puddin," means don't scorn anyone or anything, because the minute you do you could be eating something even more dangerous and dirty or dealing w/ a situation more dangerous or dirty...such as the wrong friend if you scorn a certain group or kind, and rather another due to popularity reasons...
Dutty meaning dirty,
Scaanful meaning scornful

Scorning mickey deez wit a class d just to go to redlobster to eat from someone's pissy/shitty hand, so in dat case
scaanful dog did eat dutty puddin....

dutty puddin by mek it good October 16, 2009

Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.

She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.

Danish Puddin cup by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016