Procrastorbate 

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.

I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.

Procrastorbate by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011

Procrasturbate 

/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated

delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.

Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...

Procrasturbate by WelshRuffster May 11, 2016

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003

procrasturbate 

1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.

2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.

I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.

procrasturbate by spizzman November 30, 2004

Procrasturbation 

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

Procrasturbation by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Procrasturbation 

1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).

First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!

Procrasturbation by Information Pete September 16, 2009

Procrasterbation 

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

Procrasterbation by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011