procrastorbating

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.

Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

by procrastorbator9000 December 4, 2013

Procrastorbate

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.

I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.

by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011