procrastibate 

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".

No, I procrastibated! ;)

procrastibate by raichupal November 21, 2010

Procrastibate 

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

Procrastibate by Recalibar February 28, 2009

procrastibate 

to procrastinate aka waste time by masturbating

when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night

procrastibate by carlord0 October 14, 2009

Procrastibate 

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.

Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.

Procrastibate by Scapegoat28 June 6, 2010

procrastibate 

To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.

Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate

Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.

procrastibate by catface101 September 27, 2010

Procrastibate 

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.

Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.

Procrastibate by Barrakuda4 February 19, 2010

procrastibate 

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working

engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating

procrastibate by minirollsrule May 2, 2010