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1. wank
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predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
by Master Bates Mar 23, 2003 share this
2. wank
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a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank
1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank.
2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers.
3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).
by hornskull Dec 5, 2003 share this
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An act involving the following equipment:
A. Palm with five fingers
B. An errect penis

If the correct equipment is present, then and only then shall this act be carried out.
One must then wrap the five fingers around the fallus and then a motion similar to playing a violin played with a horsehair bow should be achieved, although alot more vigiorously, until a white substance appears from the bell shaped head of the penis and flows like blood from a exposed artery would.
Simon Sepahzad
by Doctor X Nov 5, 2003 share this
4. wank
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1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.
1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes.

2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.
by A.A. Sep 11, 2004 share this
5. wank
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A colloquial reference to male masturbation.
Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.
by Reginald Whattabone Oct 6, 2003 share this
6. wank
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.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank
by r0By$Ta Apr 8, 2003 share this
7. wank
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British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off
he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?
by Chris Feb 27, 2005 share this
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