Skip to main content

promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.
I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.
procasterbate by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

Procasternate

To Waste time using Procaster when you could be doing much more productive work
I was planning on doing math homework but I decided to Procasternate.
Procasternate by Billie Gene October 29, 2010

Promasternate 

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.
Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.
Promasternate by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

Procasterbate

To pleasure yourself in an unhuman nature
I had a paper due but i was to busy procasterbate last night
Procasterbate by Pornstar29 June 14, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026