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total priority 

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A measurement used to distinguish between items of work that are all deemed by the customer to be the highest priority.

When everything is priority 1, you can calculate the total priority by asking what order those tasks should be done in. The total priority is a representation of this order, for instance 1a, 1b, 1c.

If you find you end up with multiple items with the same total priority, simple repeat the process and append another letter e.g. 1aa, 1ab, 1ac until they get the message.
"Taking into consideration the total priority of those 20 high priority tasks, I think I'll be able to do 3 of them by next week"
total priority by lovetoseeit February 14, 2021

Priority Fail

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Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.
Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)
Priority Fail by YAWA July 14, 2020

priority friend 

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A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
priority friend by MikeBus October 23, 2010

safety is number one priority 

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A phrase often used by a youtuber named CrazyRussianHacker
"Whats up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority"

- CrazyRussianHacker

top priority 

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Corporate speak for "We really don't care about this as to do so would affect profits, but our PR team advise that we should pretend to."
Following an accident leading to significant injury that is being reported in the media: "Safety is a top priority for us"

When your internet or phone or on-line bank is not working due to cost-saving measures: "Our customers' convenience is our top priority."
top priority by Greenplanetfish December 6, 2018

wonder egg priority 

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a show/anime centred around 4 girls who are all 14-15 years of age, they all have their own issues like a lot of kids at that age, the girls all have a few things in common, their age and what they do, which made them form a bond, this show is mostly about suicide and more serious issues like that, it’s quite dark and is probably for older audiences, it is set in Japan.

It starts off after the suicide of Koito Nagase, Ai Ohto - the main character’s only friend, she comes into contact with a bug looking creature, She purchases an egg but not a normal egg in which she sees in her dream, in her dream the bug looking creature comes back and tells her to break the egg, she walks around in a school setting place where she sees unsettling middle school/ high school aged girls with disturbing faces, she hides in a bathroom stall and after being fed up with the bug telling her to break the egg over and over again she eventually breaks it on the wall, she then meets Kurumi a victim of quite extreme bullying, Kurumi is irritated by the place the egg is broken in, Ai responds back moody but apologising, Kurumi appears to know exactly what’s going on and she tells Ai about it, Ai is tasked with saving more people like Kurumi from monsters that symbolise the trauma these people went through before they died, In this world Ai learns about struggles all of these people went through and helps her learn more about her own world and herself.
Someone: Have you heart about the new anime coming in 2021???

Another person: yeah do you mean wonder egg priority ?

Someone: mhm it’s my favourite show I love how they portray some things it’s so interesting and deep.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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