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1. tweet
A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.
I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)
2. tweet
sound that my lovely lil bird makes
tweet
3. Tweet
A kiss on the tip of the penis.
"I got a tweet from this girl last night and it drove me wild."
4. Tweet
1. The act of ejaculating.

2. The new coined phrase for "jerking off".
1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"

2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."
5. tweet
a rolled-up strip of material inserted into the end of your spliff, usu. made from thin cardboard. this term originated in the town of sudbury (ontario, canada) sometime in the 1990s. no one knows where it came from or why it is used in this way, but everyone in this town knows what 'tweet' is, and cannot use the term outside of the bury.
"yo, got any tweet?"
"yo, the tweet fell out of the dube"
6. tweet
a pussy wedgie
Did you see that chick pick her tweet?
by fartsniffer May 25, 2002 share this
7. tweet
mid 80's preteen slang for cool.
derived from 'sweet'
those shoes look tweet
by hazzi Jan 11, 2003 share this
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