by Bob bunker October 5, 2020
A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
What most people in the world do. They smile at people/neighbors/coworkers they hate, they pretend to be joking or kidding with people they want dead, and they pretend to fight allies to try and convince their enemies that they are on opposite sides (for show). Most people would rather come to someone indirectly with a smile before they kill them than directly with their true intentions toward the other person, with no pretense or guile.
He/she knew how to pretend, which anybody could do really, but he/she wasn't too good at direct emotional honesty even at his/her most straightforward times.
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
"I pretend a lot when I'm in bed trying to sleep. I think that thinking about good things makes it easy to sleep."
by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020
The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
Something I don't have to do because you're a bunch of cunts running a sex cult out of a group home for cripples. I don't who wants what. Your inability to compartmentalize is not a reflection on my morality.
I'm not going to pretend to care about labels. You people are all evil and if I have to worse than evil to make sure you don't get out of this unscathed then you aren't giving me much of choice. Letting the whore fuck the retard instead of me was your choice. My choice will be whatever I have to do to punish as many people as possible for the existence of this place.
by Hym Iam November 21, 2020
Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.
by jester66 March 5, 2013