A last minute or unplanned opportunity to have a beer with a friend
1, Hey Chris! Stop in for a cheeky beer after work.
2, We dropped into the local bar for a cheeky beer on the way out to the movies.
consensual text describes a mutual textually satisfying relationship between two consenting adults.
Jim: Man!!! That's the 7th text you've received in the last five minutes...isn't that a bit too intense?
Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.
A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
feeling pressured or obligated to hang around or help someone while they are behaving like an utter knob.
Mike: I was over at Chris's place last night, he was being a utter knob and I wanted to go home early but for some strange reason I couldn't leave. I felt obligated to stay longer.
Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!
the male version of brazilian hair removal
Jason: I'm tired of feeling sweaty and hairy all summer long. I've booked myself in to have the whole lot waxed. I'm gonna be smooth for the summer.
Junior: that's what they call a Bro'zilian, make it a double booking man, we might get a discount, i'm gonna do it too!
the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.
Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.
Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.
Prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.
The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.
Jason: ouch!!! Man...my hand is painful. I can't even grasp a can if beer today. Since the wife left, it's been getting such a work out I can't think of anything else.
Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.