MikeBus's definitions
Jim: Man!!! That's the 7th text you've received in the last five minutes...isn't that a bit too intense?
Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.
Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.
by MikeBus November 21, 2010
Get the consensual textmug. 1, Hey Chris! Stop in for a cheeky beer after work.
2, We dropped into the local bar for a cheeky beer on the way out to the movies.
2, We dropped into the local bar for a cheeky beer on the way out to the movies.
by MikeBus November 16, 2010
Get the Cheeky beermug. A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
Get the priority friendmug. Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.
Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.
Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.
by MikeBus September 3, 2010
Get the Knobedgemug. Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
by MikeBus November 13, 2010
Get the smurf my ridemug. Jason: I'm tired of feeling sweaty and hairy all summer long. I've booked myself in to have the whole lot waxed. I'm gonna be smooth for the summer.
Junior: that's what they call a Bro'zilian, make it a double booking man, we might get a discount, i'm gonna do it too!
Junior: that's what they call a Bro'zilian, make it a double booking man, we might get a discount, i'm gonna do it too!
by MikeBus November 13, 2010
Get the Bro'zilianmug. feeling pressured or obligated to hang around or help someone while they are behaving like an utter knob.
Mike: I was over at Chris's place last night, he was being a utter knob and I wanted to go home early but for some strange reason I couldn't leave. I felt obligated to stay longer.
Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!
Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!
by MikeBus September 3, 2010
Get the knobligatedmug.