452 definitions by YAWA
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN
by YAWA February 13, 2020
The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.
Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!
by YAWA March 17, 2018
A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.
Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!
by YAWA June 9, 2019
I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.
by YAWA May 13, 2015
1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 3, 2020
In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.
Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
by YAWA April 19, 2020
An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
by YAWA June 23, 2019