Poopaduke 

Taking a large crap, filling a load, or filing a report with the great white round one. A load so large, it is royal.

I know, it's so exciting it makes me want to poopaduke!

Poopaduke by SapphireEtsuko November 12, 2010

poopaddies 

An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.

Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!

poopaddies by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

poopafukopolis 

The state of being unable to leave the bathroom due to uncontrollable bowel movements for extended periods of time.

These extended periods of time are usually last for hours.

Sorry I skipped out on the party I was lost in poopafukopolis last night.

Wade was fatigued poopafukopolis.

My wife could make it, had a case of poopafukopolis. She sends her regards.

poopafukopolis by DJ Word January 6, 2009

The poopydukes 

of or referring to an unfortunate or less desirable outcome, situation, or circumstance

your dog dying is really the poopydukes

The poopydukes by Ulcerans December 19, 2018

poopause 

when you are in mid-sentence and have to stop to go poop because you are close to turtle head

I was explaining to my friends how my date went, gave a quirky face, grabbed my bum and ran to the bathroom, took a poopause, and when I came back, I continued the conversation exactly where I left off

poopause by scubasteve19 January 5, 2018

poopuke 

Originating from "The Chico Bender" in fall of 2001.
A poopuke is generally found the morning after a hard night of drinking Steel Reserves and late night gorging on multiple servings of "Cup O' Noodles" doused with "Muy Bueno" cheese and "Tapatio". It consists of what can only be described as puking out of ones anus. Typically it is not a pleasurable experience though the recognition by ones peers of completing this act could be worth the agony.

I didn't make it to the john this morning during my poopuke attack. Mikey's bedroom may need to be hosed down.

poopuke by Damn Near Rectum April 9, 2004

poopydupee

A poopydupee is when a piece of poop lands on another piece of poop.

“ I took a poop, when I got done it turned out to be a poopyDupee”

poopydupee by satanicfucker February 2, 2021