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Pootential 

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.
Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential
Pootential by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009
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pork pogment 

when somebody you know is acting gay or very highkey homo and you want to let them know but quietly.
“bro he’s got as fuck.”
“how pork pogment of you”
pork pogment by porkpogment July 3, 2019

Poovment 

The act of movement in your bowels leading to a poo.
Pete felt a rumbling in his tummy, after a few days without a poo. He new a poo was imminent. There for he felt a poovment.
Poovment by Sade.xo January 28, 2018

Pootention 

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.
I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.
Pootention by Farmand March 18, 2023

Pootential 

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.
"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."
Pootential by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

Pogmentship 

Many kids' social websites are sadly, anti-eggplancy (the opposite of pogmentship).
Pogmentship by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 22, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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