Pococking

Widely believed to be a sexual act, which often happens in prisons, and involves a run up.

Liz took a robust pococking

by Dangerous Barry March 20, 2010

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

by Alio February 9, 2010

Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

peacocking

Peacocking means dressing for attention. Just like Peacock's use their feathers to get a mate.

Peacocking is meant to make opening a girl easier, but if you're not congruent with your look (like, if you look like you're gay and you try to hit on a girl), wires are gonna get crossed somewhere and you're gonna blow yourself out.

by The Light September 14, 2008

moral peacocking

When a person is OUTRAGED on social media so that their friends will think they're a good person. Moral peacocks are famous for spreading fake memes because they don't actually read the news or care IRL.

If you really cared about the Middle East, you'd *know* the American news already reported that attack. Stop moral peacocking!

by NottaWacko July 13, 2016

Pooking

When one is “tripping” due to consumption of THC. More specifically , when one is worrying about something that would be insignificant to a sober person(s)

Morgan..., you’re pooking.

by Keklan69 August 16, 2020

Peacocking

The act of a male politician waving his tiny dick around in order to grab the attention of his orange neon god.

By filing the failed lawsuit against Vice-president Pence, Senator Josh Hawley was shaking his feathers and peacocking for the lame duck loser president.

by Bugszy January 2, 2021