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When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.
Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
by Kenny Evans April 08, 2007
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(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.
I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.
by ThatKhet November 27, 2010
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The act of pooping and puking at the same time.
I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.
by APALLeN July 12, 2014
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When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.
Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!
by Panda Lundberg February 21, 2008
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Pooping and puking simultaneously or in close succession.
I heard you got food poisoning. How long was it before you stopped pooking?
by pandaplay October 05, 2011
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Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation
Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him
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by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017
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Uncontrollable urge to want on need someone.
I was pooking hard for the plane to arrive
by UseMyWords March 12, 2010
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