Optirical

Someone who always thinks they will win, or receive the best outcome of any circumstance.

Daniel, being an optiricalist, assumed he was going to have the best sex ever tonight because he was going out with the most popular girl in school.

by Merlin and Archimedes May 4, 2010

optical intelligence

Some bullshit Elon Musk made up to justify his crappy driver-assistance system.

"Did you see Elon's tweet that used 'optical intelligence' in order to sound pseudo-smart? LMAO."

by LoveMyTeslaBut March 13, 2021

OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#)

A funny saying used by popular influencer, Ownage Pranks, to fool scammers.

I must check that the OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#) is working before I can give you my personal information.

by Mia Habibti February 13, 2022

optical inch

The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.

The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger.

by jer_ May 14, 2006

optical nutrition

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

by werls July 12, 2011

Optical Iboobsion

When you see a bitty on a semi-consistent basis and you don't think her rack is up to snuff then BAM! bikini pics upload to the fb and you realize she has some cannons.

Friend 1: Her boobs are not that nice.
Friend 2: They are too. It is an optical iboobsion

by grizz69 May 8, 2012

optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.

That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.

by knowman September 14, 2012