Objasm 

The joyous feeling of being reunited with a lost object, particularly after you gave up looking for it.

Zebb had an objasm when he found the CD of hip-hop raps about gravity that he'd misplaced months ago.

Objasm by 7 Circle February 21, 2009

obasm 

The pleasure that a liberal-leaning journalist gets when writing a fawning story about U.S. Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL). An "obasm" is a story so gushy and so fluffy, bereft of objectivity, that one imagines having to clean up after the writer with a mop and bucket.

"Did you see the obasm the local newspaper had on the front page today? They're not even pretending to be objective anymore."

obasm by Lord Zoltar December 14, 2008

Obasm 

N: 1: An excess amount of affection towards Barrack Obama shown through large amounts of thought and spoken conversation, also including the exchange of pictures of the same person. 2: A period of time where a majority of all thoughts and feelings are related to how great Barrack Obama is.

Person 1: Hey everyone, check out this hilarious political picture of Obama and McCain!

Person 2: Hah, that's fantastic! I understand Political Satire!

Person 3: OMG OBAMAS SO HOT *proceeds to send links of Barack Obama in swimming outfits on the beach*

Person 1: Uhh.. What?

Person 2: Here comes another Obasm...

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"I was watching the news last night and when Barrack Obama gave his speech, I totally had an Obasm..."

Obasm by infernlmagician November 18, 2009

orjasm 

An Italian orgasm.

Also, a fun sexual exploration game in France.

Ali had a dream involving sexy Italians and orjasms. It was good.

orjasm by shitsweak October 30, 2007

OJasm

An orgasm related to Orange Juice (OJ) in some way. Either having an orgasm as the cause of seeing/smelling/drinking Orange Juice, or having an Orange Juice substance leave your body in the event of an orgasm.

Boy1: Dude, i love pulpy Orange Juice
Boy2: OMG! I feel an OJasm coming on!

OJasm by Heidi Vicious December 25, 2007

ohjasm 

Also spelled Ojasm

When you're about to cum but something bad happens and that feeling goes out the window

Or something is going really great and then some idiot ruins it

You see a really fucking hot chick at the beach and start flirting with her and all of a sudden she whips out a dick and screams "Sodomy!!" and you ohjasm soo hard as you run away screaming.

ohjasm by SpankyTheVampire March 16, 2009

Orjasm 

An Orjasm is when a group of people (3 or more) simultaneously (or consecutively within 5-20 seconds) orgasm at the same time whilst having an orgy. It is often called the "Meaning of Life".

"I heard you and your girl had an orgasm with Rashad and his chick."
"It was better..."
"What do you mean?"
"We had an... ORJASM!"
"Oh shit, your a mf S A V A G E!"

Orjasm by a negro in nola August 26, 2017