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Also spelled Ojasm

When you're about to cum but something bad happens and that feeling goes out the window

Or something is going really great and then some idiot ruins it
You see a really fucking hot chick at the beach and start flirting with her and all of a sudden she whips out a dick and screams "Sodomy!!" and you ohjasm soo hard as you run away screaming.
ohjasm by SpankyTheVampire March 16, 2009
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The joyous feeling of being reunited with a lost object, particularly after you gave up looking for it.
Zebb had an objasm when he found the CD of hip-hop raps about gravity that he'd misplaced months ago.
Objasm by 7 Circle February 21, 2009
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An Italian orgasm.

Also, a fun sexual exploration game in France.
Ali had a dream involving sexy Italians and orjasms. It was good.
orjasm by shitsweak October 30, 2007
An orgasm related to Orange Juice (OJ) in some way. Either having an orgasm as the cause of seeing/smelling/drinking Orange Juice, or having an Orange Juice substance leave your body in the event of an orgasm.
Boy1: Dude, i love pulpy Orange Juice
Boy2: OMG! I feel an OJasm coming on!
OJasm by Heidi Vicious December 25, 2007

ohjamalina 

Word used in suffolk uk to describe a womans mingepussy cuntfanny etc
show us your ohjamalina
ohjamalina by Dan October 3, 2004
An Orjasm is when a group of people (3 or more) simultaneously (or consecutively within 5-20 seconds) orgasm at the same time whilst having an orgy. It is often called the "Meaning of Life".
"I heard you and your girl had an orgasm with Rashad and his chick."
"It was better..."
"What do you mean?"
"We had an... ORJASM!"
"Oh shit, your a mf S A V A G E!"
Orjasm by a negro in nola August 26, 2017

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026