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Nobbage is being a dickhead to somebody
The art of being a nob
Bro 1: Stop being such a dickhead
Bro 2: Nah fam
Bro 1: That's some major nobbage tbf
Nobbage by BossMan70sGuy March 7, 2014
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noobageddon 

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness
1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!
noobageddon by Arrow January 10, 2005
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Boob Nabbage 

Definition:

To grab a breast in such fashion as a thief would steal a purse.

"That guy tried to steal that woman's purse!"

"No, he only grabbed her boob!"

"Oh, boob nabbage! Weak!"
Boob Nabbage by WendyWendy March 3, 2009
Used when stealing something to make the stolen object your property, the victim cannot do anything except do the same back.

see yoink
Will: I love this brick
Joe: Nabbage! *steals brick*
Will: Aw now I have to get a new one
nabbage by assortedmrjoes November 29, 2005

Anal Noobage 

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.
Anal Noobage is a shameful act.
Anal Noobage by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006
A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.
Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"
Noobage by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010
A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).
Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?
Noobage by noobage February 12, 2020
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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