1 definition by Dr.Cabbage
A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.
Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"
by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010