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Noobage 

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A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.
Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"
Noobage by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010
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Noobage 

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A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).
Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?
Noobage by noobage February 12, 2020
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Noobage 

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Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)
Mike: Dude! I just beat these nerds at Halo 3!
Joe: Major Noobage!
Noobage by The_Hacker May 30, 2009

noobage 

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noobication!!! beign pwnz0rd by n00bz0rz!
n00b4liz3r has nyphed ph44gg0t!!!
NOOBAGE!!!!
noobage by s4d L4ggz0rr November 13, 2003

Anal Noobage 

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1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.
Anal Noobage is a shameful act.
Anal Noobage by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

Noobanese 

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Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.
. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.
Noobanese by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noobageddon 

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a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness
1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!
noobageddon by Arrow January 10, 2005
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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