yoink

Yoink, being the opposite of yeet, means grabbing something, and whatever it is you are "yoinking", all depends on how the word was used.

Example #1 "Your dog totally yoinked that hot dog off of that table!"

Example #2 "Are those homemade cookies? ooh... yoink."

Example #3 "YOOOIINK"

by Don't Mind Me ;) July 18, 2018

yoink

the legal way to steal. Only requires that you say the word "Yoink" and then take desired object.

"Hey, that's a nice bottle of rum you've got there... 'YOINK!'"

by Brand August 31, 2003

yoink

A phrase appearing often in "The Simpsons" televison program used to verbally indicate one has taken something from another and fled.

"Hey, great science project, Lisa. Yoink!"

by kinsmed July 15, 2004

yoink

Often used in conjunction with gank , the word 'Yoink' confers legitimate ownership of the 'ganked' item to the one who exclaimed 'Yoink!'

"Yoink! I have ganked your french fries!", exclaimed Bill.
"Damnation! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings!", declaimed Fred.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

yoink

masturbate

I had to give the old chap a yoink before I went on a date with my mates mum, otherwise I might have jizzed all over her tight top, and thus, her wonderful norks

by chopsy May 17, 2003

yoink

to grab you dick yoink it up and down

well i've got to go and yoink my snake

by joshua morton July 9, 2004

yoink

when you feness some squeaker in fortnite ;)

GET YOINKED BITCH

by Shaquille Oatmeal March 20, 2019