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none of that shit
When you know that excuse is bullshit?
when something is blatantly false
Used as a reply to a statement that obviously is false
Friend 1: I was going to the store to buy groceries
Friend 2: NOFTS! I know you're just going to buy some...
condoms
by mclovino February 06, 2011