Mowce 

The best Elite friend that there ever was or could ever be.

Oh yes, this perfection must be a Mowce.

Mowce by Jaubrey January 10, 2009

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

Mowlett 

A type of furry that should be prevented from ever getting anywhere near peanut butter.

Hey Brian, did you lock the peanut butter up? I saw the husky earlier and I don't want the Mowlett getting any ideas.

Mowlett by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

your ass is grass and I'm the mower 

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

your ass is grass and I'm the mower by anonymous January 29, 2005

mowed out drunk 

Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.

Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?

Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!

mowed out drunk by bike week 69 March 6, 2010

Mowcock 

Form of manscaping in which a man cultivates his pubic hair such that all that is seen is a thin strip of pubic bacon leading toward his shaft.

Male form of a Landing strip.

Yeah man, I have a mowcock.

Mowcock by ethan.e August 10, 2010

mowery 

is a strong last name commenly goes with people of a black and white background. A Mowery will come from a long line of crazy people who get along with everybody. you cant go wrong with being a Mowery

Scott: "yo dude i was just at the Mowery's and the whole family was having a party they are so cool."
Brendan: "Yea Mowerys know how to do the world right."

mowery by lalablack April 22, 2009