Merriott

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A place where people go to wank. (Masturbate)

BOY1: I'm going to Merriott!
Boy2: Why?
Boy1: Cause I'm frisky.

Merriott by Merroitt March 7, 2011

Words you can keep

Colin Merriott

A greasy slug who masturbates often and plays fortnut

Colin Merriott diddled the kid.

Colin Merriott by Bimbo brown November 7, 2019

Related Words

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James Marriott

A very handsome clout god

Did you see that hot piece of ass, james marriott

James Marriott by God amongst shrimpkind January 5, 2019

James Marriott

Thicc papi

Did you see that thicc papi James Marriott?

James Marriott by iamnotokyeet April 10, 2019

James Marriott

A very tall man who is a Tory. He is reportedly known to spit on the poor and detest the homeless. He is trilingual and mentions this approximately 17 times a minute.

He also has a very fucking sexy accent.

"Hey look, there's James Marriott!"
"Haha Tory"
"This joke is getting old."
"Yeah."
"Sorry James."
"Agreed."

James Marriott by respectalgebra September 6, 2020

Merritt's Law

An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.

You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!

Merritt's Law by publicdefender November 17, 2016

James Marriott

Keeps leaving me on read, James if you’re reading this please reply. I’m very upset. First you insult me on twitter then you do this JAMES WHAT THE HELL

Me: hello James
James Marriott:

James Marriott by Wagawagapacman May 17, 2020

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026