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Colin Merriott
Colin Merriott by Bimbo brown November 7, 2019
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James Marriott
James Marriott by God amongst shrimpkind January 5, 2019
James Marriott
James Marriott by iamnotokyeet April 10, 2019
James Marriott
A very tall man who is a Tory. He is reportedly known to spit on the poor and detest the homeless. He is trilingual and mentions this approximately 17 times a minute.
He also has a very fucking sexy accent.
He also has a very fucking sexy accent.
"Hey look, there's James Marriott!"
"Haha Tory"
"This joke is getting old."
"Yeah."
"Sorry James."
"Agreed."
"Haha Tory"
"This joke is getting old."
"Yeah."
"Sorry James."
"Agreed."
James Marriott by respectalgebra September 6, 2020
Merritt's Law
An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
Merritt's Law by publicdefender November 17, 2016
James Marriott
Keeps leaving me on read, James if you’re reading this please reply. I’m very upset. First you insult me on twitter then you do this JAMES WHAT THE HELL
James Marriott by Wagawagapacman May 17, 2020
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