Diddled

To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.

Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend

by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

by Not Big Jay January 30, 2011

Diddled

Conned by a northerner

Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate

by morgjones13 September 28, 2015

Diddled

To be memed on by the TSD crew

Ohhh...shit thy hath been diddled

by Lpdodjfbficirhehwixif April 29, 2018

Diddle

Verb. To fuck

"I'd diddle her."
"Dude who the fuck uses that word what the fuck why am I friends with you?"

by Zehn Fjire Tjie August 30, 2016

diddling

In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.

Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.

by rokesmith February 14, 2005

diddle

when one of the female gender fingers themself to the point or orgasm

That girl diddled herself.

by poop December 14, 2003