Mermm

A girl.
Who is the most amazing person ever. She may be misunderstood by many people, but if your know mermm you love her. Forever and always. Though she is shy, she is the smartest, cleverest girl out there. Mermm has a beautiful voice, and a beautiful smile.

Mermm is beautiful.

Oh you want a best amigo? I would choose mermm.

by Bestamigo September 28, 2012

Mermosa

The beverage a mermaid drinks on Sunday at brunch

Give her a mermosa before she joins the other mermaids at shell

by LUXLY March 21, 2019

mermate

Mermaids that carry the passport of any country within the United Kingdom.

Hey Claire, what do you call a mermaid from the UK?
A mermate, mate.

by louafsique June 29, 2020

bathtub mermaid

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.

They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.

by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

Mermaid

Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.

Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.

by EKimLipse September 16, 2023

Mermaid theory

"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.

Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..

by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010

mermaphile

A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.

Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!

by darkninja443 June 30, 2011