Mencia 

To steal; ninja; pilfer something from someone. Coined after infamous joke thief Carlos Mencia.

I just mencia'd that guys wallet!

Mencia by Tiresias December 9, 2008

mencia 

an ugly ass name for fake b1tches and snakes, she's ugly and has no personality, and dry texter

x: dude who's that, she do be ugly!
y: that must be a mencia!!

mencia by llamaloverlolz August 9, 2020

Mencía 

Mencía is one of the sweetest, loving, caring and super sensual girls you will ever meet. They are characterized by having beautiful eyes, gorgeous smile and their hair looks shiny and it’s very soft. Usually, people who are named Mencía, act bold with the people they stongly dislike. They can be sticky and annoying sometimes and they cannot live if they don’t win an argument. One of the most representative traits is that they can have a very intellectual mind, especially at Mathematics. They hate people who betray other people and also they’re not able to have a good relationship with a liar. They are the clear definition of Taurus.

They are very friendly and nice to their friends, specially with their best friends usually named: Maria Rizos, Sara and Alba.

They have an attractive body and most clothes fit them so well. If a Mencía enters in your life you won’t them to leave it.

- Have you seen Mencía? She looks amazing today.

- I’ve heard that Mencía will fight anyone who bothers her best friends.

Mencía by Mencía February 2, 2021

Mencia'd 

Borrowing or Stealing someone else's joke, and later telling the same joke, but wording it different at the office or at a party.

Stealing a joke not of your own creation.

Simon heard a funny joke at work that afternoon, when he told it later that night at the bar, a coworker got angry because Simon had Mencia'd his joke from earlier that day.

Mencia'd by Btelepath March 26, 2007

Mencia'd 

Blatantly stealing someones intellectual property.

Apple mencia'd the iPhone from Cisco.

Mencia'd by Tomtomalina April 17, 2007

Mind of Mencia 

n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.

Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.

"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."

Mind of Mencia by Mr. Bokbizzawk September 21, 2005

mind of mencia 

Hands down the worst show/comedian in the history of television/comedy. Carlos Mencia does for comedy what the holocaust did for the jews, except the holocaust wasn't as brutal, it made more sense, and was slightly less of a crime against humanity.

Carlos Mencia's jokes have no range outside of weak observations about race, nor do they contain an ounce of originality. When I talk about the show being a horrendous atrocity, I'm not reffering to the show being overly racist, in fact that has almost nothing to do with it. It's the constructs of the jokes themselves. They're pitiful attempts at humor. They lack any kind of intelligence whatsoever, so little in fact, that his comedy is barely one notch above a clown slipping on a banana peel. 80% of his jokes don't even have a punch line, they are just stereotypes examined to the point of obscurity.

The following paragraph is specifically for Carlos...

Yelling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Doing little twitches while telling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Pointing at the camera or various people in the audience doesn't make it funnier. Laughing hysterically at your own jokes doesn't make them funnier. Relying on stereotypes for 99.8% of your material doesn't make you funnier. Having your own show doesn't make you funny. Your not funny, nor are you by any means a respected comedian, but rather, you are a commercialized joke, a fat vulture feeding on the remains of the Chappelle show. Perhaps when you take the time to construct a joke coherently, rather than fall back on "in-yo-face"-ity, will you truly know what it means to be a comedian.

What's that you say, Carlos speaks the truth? He's brave for saying what we're all thinking and people just need to lighten up? Well then I have good news for all you Mencia fans: We can all be Carlos Mencia! Its easier than you think. Just take a sterotypical topic (like Asian drivers, Black people eating watermelon, or mexicans mowing lawns) and yell it while doing a little dance.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE!!! DEE DEE DEE!!!!

See? Wasn't that easy? I hope there are enough time slots and paychecks at Comedy Central for all of us.

Mind of Mencia's abnormal success is a dark glimpse into the comedic mind of the American majority (although we all know tv rating systems are inaccurate). To put it simply, it is simplistic, it is comedy (dare I even use that word to describe it) that requires no thinking, intelligence, or taste. The next time you laugh at his quote-unquote "jokes", ask yourself why your laughing. Is it content that is essentially clever and humorous, or is it an exploitation of obvious stereotypes that any person with half a brain can concieve?

As Mother unfastened Baby's diaper and wiped the Mind of Mencia from between his chafed cheeks, an atrocious smell filled the room, suffocating the three of us.

mind of mencia by BryanHep November 9, 2008