(verb)

1.) Similar to the action of maximizing an aspect of something or someone, though most appropriate when referring to an aspect that cannot be measured with numbers alone (ie. "fun", "boredom" and "gayness" cannot be measured conventionally).

2.) The act of both magnifying and maximizing.

3.) The act of taking something "to the max".

I need to find some way to maxify the fun of this game!

Your fries have been maxified.

maxify by El Shamro March 29, 2005

marifylli

Marifylli is a special name and only a special girl has it. She is kind and she laughs when she's with her friends. She is so cute and so beautiful that everyone melts when he's looking at her. For the hair and eyes...just forget about it, they are amazing! Also she can be the focus of the company and you can feel it when she's not there. For closing, she is a very clever and hot girl, everything a guy could possibly ask for.

Steve: Hey bro, this girl, oh my god she's so cute I wanna hug her so tight.
John: Which girl do you mean?
Steve: Marifylli, I'm talking about her all the time.. hey are you listening to me?
John: yeah yeah.....umm you're right, she's a beauty man..

marifylli by Uknown17 October 25, 2019

Maxify

To be made shorter

I’m about to Maxify that tree!

Maxify by Benjabenja November 22, 2024

k-markify

To impress someone by dressing up hella nicely.

To wear clothes that are simple yet fashionable and decent.

OOoooh....you're looking so fly today. Are you trying to k-markify someone?

k-markify by CeeKayShizzLeBambeezie May 9, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026