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LSHMDH 

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An internet slang term that means Laughing So Hard My Dick Hurts.It was created by a couple of guys while using YIM.
Two people talking on YIM
Guy 1:I just gave this girl a Donkey Punch
Guy 2:LSHMDH
LSHMDH by A.A.R. December 12, 2006
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Lshmlh 

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laughing so hard my lungs hurt
"Do you know that boi Equinox? He shat himself in kindergarden"
"OMG im Lshmlh rn"
Lshmlh by cerri May 15, 2020
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Related Words
LSHMDH • LshMsh • LSHMDFO • LSHMBH • lshmbhp • LSHMDJFO • LSHMFH • lshmfhfordtds • LSHMHE • lshmhfo

lshmph 

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laughing so hard my penis hurts
1. I'm lshmph irl.
2. I have been lshmph.
lshmph by a1gaius April 28, 2008
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LSHMSH

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Is equivalent to ROFL, LOL, LMAO, etc.

Stands for "LAUGH SO HARD MY STOMACH HURTS."
Do you know what LSHMSH mean?
LSHMSH by MYB_stole_from_LP February 18, 2011
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LSHMDFO 

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Laughing so hard my dick fell of

Can technically be used for both male/female sentences.
“What’s wrong Little Johnny?”
“I was LSHMDFO!”
“Glad you liked my joke.”
LSHMDFO by Subscribe to pewdiepie. December 7, 2020
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LSHMRH 

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Laughing So Hard My Ribs Hurt after going to a comedy club and being sore for a week.
After we went to see George Lopez comedy act I LSHMRH.
LSHMRH by woodpile January 23, 2010
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LSHMBH 

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Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
As used in a chat:
Clay: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Shea: I don't know. Why?
Clay: Because it was DEAD!
Shea: LSHMBH!!!
LSHMBH by umbdass December 13, 2008
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