20 definitions by woodpile

hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants-like your big head in hooded sweatshirt

she bent over with those big tits and I popped an instant hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

by woodpile January 20, 2010

Thats the funnest thing I ever heard, I BAGLMAF

by woodpile January 21, 2010

girl who has has been boned so many times,she has more bones than a graveyard.

Every time you have sex with her its like a trip to the cemetery.She 'boned' so many guys,she is a boneyard.

by woodpile February 8, 2010

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown

He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

everytime she sits on my lap I get a woodie-hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

Laughing So Hard My Ribs Hurt after going to a comedy club and being sore for a week.

After we went to see George Lopez comedy act I LSHMRH.

by woodpile January 23, 2010