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the loudness of the LOL, it is how loud the LOL is according to the reason you are LOLing, so an epic joke deserves LOLUME of 11 on the LOL-Scale.
Gavlar: (having a quiet lol)
KazZ!: Dude it was a great joke, turn up the LOLUME!
Gavlar: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Better?
KazZ: Cheers bro :)
LOLUME by KazZ! July 6, 2011
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lolumad? 

Considered the new internet meme.

Lolumad? is used to condescendingly annoy an angry or frustrated person. Best used to further ignite the wrath of a pwned player or an infuriated blogger.
Blogger: What the hell, gas prices are so high, I hate this administration for being such incompetent tards.

Shit Disturber: lolumad?
lolumad? by The Original Lolumad? September 10, 2006
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Laughing at someone for failing in spectacular fashion. The term is derived mainly from the collapse of the 2007 New York Mets of Major League Baseball, who led the National League East by seven games on Sept. 12, and ended up losing the division title to the Philadelphia Phillies.
Did you see that guy fall off his bike into a vat of acid? lolMets.
lolMets by dmoney78 September 16, 2010
The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".
Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008
when u make some 1 mad when playin cs or any other game and u say, lolumad ???
player1 : WTF ??? that guys is fu*king bullsh*t , he killed me again !!!fu*kin kick him !!...

player2 (killer): LoLuMaD ???
lolumad by Vellaaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2006
A newly introduced variation of the popular online insult "lolumad", used as a sarcastically condescending response to online gamers who express hostility toward you or "your momma." The insult is meant to emphasis the humor around getting upset at another person online over a game.

Coined by vR.Proud on Blizzard's Battle.net servers during a game of Defense of the Ancients (DOTA)
<some_random_online_gamer>: You suck, get a life nerd.
<you>: LOLUMAYO

<some_random_online_gamer>: Your momma is so fat you noob
<you>: LOLUMAYO
LOLUMAYO by mafaga December 21, 2008

lolumad? 

A phrase used to ridicule and annoy anyone who is angry or ranting on a forum. It's a mixture of the words "Lol u mad?"
and is written to give the raging poster the feeling that people are laughing at their anger. This is a very effective phrase in many gaming forums.
Poster: OMFG, Everything is so freaking OP(overpowered) and i can't do crap in PvP(Player vs. Player).

Replier: Lolumad?
lolumad? by WGBEntertainment June 24, 2010
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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