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knoticed
A word comprised of the words know and noticed. When used, it refers to Prior Knowledge, of some sort, in a SARCASTIC MANNER. (Something someone pointed out that you already knew of, and therefore you would respond with "I knoticed") Usually used in text/aim/instant messaging conversations.
Doug: Hey dood, i just took a picture of martha drunk as hell! *posts on facebook*
Jimmy: yea, i knoticed, eveyones talking about it on facebook, dumbass.
Jimmy: yea, i knoticed, eveyones talking about it on facebook, dumbass.
knoticed by benny gerg October 4, 2009
knowticed
a mixture of know and noticed, you would use it when you have noticed someone doing something but they just told you right then, so now you actually know.
knowticed by Stephie-poos November 3, 2005
Knowticate
Knowticate by Knowticate February 14, 2013
Knotice
Knotice by jesterofdoom March 6, 2013
knowtive
well, i have anterior knowtives to know what color Angelina Jolie's first bra was, i want to know the first bra color of every celebrity
He wanted me to look up something, but I didn't have a knowtive.
He wanted me to look up something, but I didn't have a knowtive.
knowtive by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026