knowtivate

to motivate someone to acquire pointless knowledge, purely to know that knowledge

I need to knowtivate bill to see if his birthmark is shaped exactly like pittsburg

by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013

knowtivated

being motivated to acquire pointless knowledge purely to know it

I am so knowtivated to google if googable is a word

by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013

knowtive

a motive purely for the purpose of knowing something
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knowtivated

well, i have anterior knowtives to know what color Angelina Jolie's first bra was, i want to know the first bra color of every celebrity

He wanted me to look up something, but I didn't have a knowtive.

by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013